Like a cripple running the rat race

Picture Above: "Cripples Choir"

I'm on a mission

I've got no decision

Like a cripple running the rat race

Wish in one hand shit in the other

And see which one gets filled first

Which one?

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The Cripple Choir:

The Children's Home and Orphanage, Chipping Norton Branch, Oxfordshire.

Three dulcimers played with hammers, a violin, a mandolin, two girls singing from music, and two children winding a mechanical music-box.

The teacher/matron (?) is standing at the back

Hella Dare You Do Good

Funk

Freedom People's Party?

Img 1.1 Mr berlusconi singing some karaoke song

On 18 November, after that Forza Italia collected the signatures of more than 7 million (NOT TRUE, THIS IS A LIE) Italians (among them Umberto Bossi) against the Romano Prodi's government and in order to ask to the President of the Republic Giorgio Napolitano fresh elections, Berlusconi announced that Forza Italia will soon merge or transform into the Freedom People's Party.
What this will exactly mean for Forza Italia is unclear.

Pic. 1.2 Mr Berlusconi singing again, behind him his redhead bitch

Again, lies lies lies, that's what berlusconi and his party is about, by the way this bossy wanker told his former spokespersons to, literally, do not come to the parade, cause they'd made him look bad, they didn't know what he was about. They could go fuck themselves, cause he want to look good, his redheadbitch on his side (whose trademark is her hold up stockings, so she doesn't need any reference in name), telling all the people that HIS party no longer exist, no more forzaitalia but peoplefreedompartyforpeoplewholiketopartywithfreedom. Liar Liar Liar

Famous quote:" who's that cunt over there..."

Vicky Pollard loves Book Crossing too

No but yeah...
Cos wha''appened was i was there with my mate
Sa''book
got it
sold it

I a'n't done nuffing or nuffing! bad
so shut up!
fuck

I hearth BookCrossing

Your shelves are empty?
No ay mucho dinero?
then
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just remove the label from the book
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and you're on, put it on your shelve/library/whatever.
Take one more until you're satisfied

If you want to know where to take these free books check the bookcrossing.com site (the go hunting section)

If you're not satisfied with your choice, or you want to replace the books you have taken for free, then sell them, bookcrossing helps you increase your income too.

How good are the guys at BookCrossing
cheers.

and now...

ha ha ha i turned 27 today

Ring The Bells - Photos from the wedding party

Bao Xishun married saleswoman Xiang Gonghe on 24 March 2007. "Bao's 28-year-old bride is half his age and hailed from his hometown of Chifeng, even though marriage advertisements were sent around the world, Beijing News said.



Now Let's sing some karaoke song, tanks all the guests and then go back tho the motel and fuck like bunnies

Fiabe Centimetropolitane #2

Il Cigno Imprenditore di Successo

ELIO - FIABE CENTIMETROPOLITANE

I. Il Cardellino Alcolizzato

UN CARDELLINO AVEVA UNA RELAZIONE CON UNA CARDELLINA. ENTRAMBI IN REALTÀ ERANO SPOSATI, LUI CON UNA CARDELLINA, LEI CON UN CARDELLINO.

I cardellini non hanno nomi propri, per cui per riferirsi ad essi si può dire solo “il cardellino” o “la cardellina”; tuttavia nel mondo dei cardelliniregna la confusione. Questo cardellino amava tantissimo la cardellina, non la moglie ma l’altra; ma questa un giorno si annoiò e si innamorò di un ulteriore cardellino, con una caratteristica interessante; al collo infatti portava un cartellino su cui era scritto il suo nome: “cardellino”. Sembra una sciocchezza, ma questo fece innamorare tantissimo la cardellina, che lasciò il cardellino e si mise con cardellino.

Il cardellino si mise a bere: dapprima acqua, poi alcolici sempre più forti e, se non trovava alcol, altri disinfettanti: bialcol, amuchina, mercurocromo. Gli amici gli dicevano: “Quella cardellina ti ha fatto perdere la testa”, ma lui niente, continuava a bere e ogni tanto diceva: cip! finché un giorno la cardellina si stufò anche di cardellino e si mise con un altro cardellino, ma restando sempre sposata al cardellino, che nel frattempo non si era accorto di nulla.

Guidogeno

Huuuuum Hum Guidogeno, per me numero #1

And the fetish goes on and on and on...

I don't know but i fell in love with this man, you know, he's a hero, look what he has done...


In December 2006, Bao Xishun was asked by veterinarians to assist them in removing shards of plastic from the stomachs of two dolphins. The dolphins had accidentally swallowed the shards, which had settled in their stomachs and caused a loss of appetite and depression. Veterinarians had failed to remove them, so Bao Xishun used his 1.06 metre-long arms to reach into the dolphins' stomachs, to remove the plastic manually. The manager of the aquarium, the Royal Jidi Ocean World, confirmed, "When we failed to get the objects out we sought the help of Bao Xishun from Inner Mongolia and he did it successfully yesterday. The two dolphins are expected to make a full recovery." (The story is similar to that of American basketball player Clifford Ray, who was asked to use his long arms to save a California dolphin in 1978).
(from wikipedia)

hooray, the chino got married

Bao Xishun married saleswoman Xia Shujian from his home city of Chifeng in northern China on 24 March 2007

Executed Offenders [REPRISE]

Last Statement:
All praises be to God. I would like to say to the Garza family, see my smile, it is not from happiness. I took a father, it wasn't my fault, it was an accident... God knows the truth. If my life could bring your father back, then let it be. Don't take my smile for Disrespect. If I see your father I will ask him forgiveness. I told the Judge the truth it was an accident. I'll smile and I am not sad. If my life could make you happy, be free. I'll say when I see him I'm sorry. I have no anger nor fear. Mom have no fear. Mommy I will be home when I get there.


Additional Info:
This man was executed on 11/08/06, the day my mother turned 50

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Executed Offenders

Executed Offenders

This is the Spoon River of these days
Look at the Last Statement Section

Cheers.

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hooray for the chino

hooray for the chino


Bao Xishun, a 2.36-meter-tall herdsman from north China's Inner Mongolia, walks among other people on the street in this undated file photo.
Bao was confirmed as the tallest man in the world by the Guinness World Records headquaters, July 12, 2005.

A Mongolian man and aged 55, Bao Xishun has become the tallest man in the world -- living -- listed in the book of Guinness World Records, measuring 2.36 meters high.

He was born in 1951 in Wenniete league, Inner Mongolian Autonomous region, said Wu Xiaohong, an official with the Guinness submitting office of Liaoning Publishing Group, China. There are five brothers and sisters in his family. And all of them are normal in height. His height was normal for his age until he was 15. In the age of 15, he experienced a growth spurt to reach 1.89 meters tall. By the age of 20, his height reached about 2.1 meters.

Now, he is 165 kilograms in weight with double legs stretching 1.5 meters long. His palm is as large as a palm-leaf fan with feet measuring 38 centimeters. The Second Hospital affiliated to the China Medical University examined him in an overall way, finding all were normal for his cardio-pulmonary function and pituitary secretion. Experts believe that his height is of natural growth.

By People's Daily Online